Gordon's alive!

Gordon Freeman that is! Oh, lolz...

Here's a particularly fantastic example of how completely bonkers we all are. For anyone who doesn't know, Coast to Coast AM is a late night radio show with a focus on the paranormal and theories that aliens do indeed live in our fridges, ghosts are just attention-seeking bedsheets and George Bush is actually an EVIL LIZARD-MAN. Well, they're half right.

Kudos to George Noory for lapping up any old tripe.

Observe...